If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking 'Do you want fries with that'

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If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking 'Do you want fries with that?'

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But then acting is all about faking. We're all very good at faking things that we have no competence with.

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The thrill I got discovering Buster Keaton when I was growing up was so exciting. He was one of the greats.

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I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.

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I used to desire many, many things, but now I have just one desire, and that's to get rid of all my other desires.

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I can never do better than Fawlty Towers whatever I do. Now I very much want to teach young talent some rules of the game.

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God was treated like this powerful, erratic, rather punitive father who has to be pacified and praised. You know, flattered.

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Don't let anyone tell you what you ought to like... Some wines that some experts think are absolutely exquisite don't appeal to me at all.

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For me, the great problem growing up in England was that I had a very narrow concept of what God can be, and it was damn close to an old man with a beard.

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