He who laughs most, learns best.

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Comedy always works best when it is mean-spirited.

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The English contribution to world cuisine - the chip.

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I want to write a book which is the history of comedy.

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A man will give up almost anything except his suffering.

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If you want creative workers, give them enough time to play.

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Who's ever going to write a film in which I get the girl? Me!

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You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.

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Wine is wonderful stuff. But so many people are put off by the snobbery of it.

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If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

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