The humble and meek are thirsting for blood.
You cannot compile a wit out of two half-wits.
The sane appear as strange to the mad as the mad to the sane.
Joe Orton in What the Butler Saw

Submitted by Lucian Velea
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I'd the upbringing a nun would envy. Until I was fifteen I was more familiar with Africa than my own body.
The kind of people who always go on about whether a thing is in good taste invariably have very bad taste.
I'd the upbringing a nun would envy and that's the truth. Until I was fifteen I was more familiar with Africa than my own body.