Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one.

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The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere.

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I just really don't like being the center of attention that much. It's kind of ironic.

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I don't shoot guns. I don't know how to do that. I grew Upstate New York, so I fought with my fists.

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In New York, there are so many potholes, they're like craters on the moon. That's another traffic thing.

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Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason.

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The fans were so psyched that someone was doing a movie about a Boston fan that they were giving their all.

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There couldn't have been a better Hollywood ending for us. It's beyond baseball. It's rooting for your family.

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When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people who makes ballon animals, I think of their relatives and how disappointed they must be.

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Listening is more important than talking. Just hit your mark and believe what you say. Just listen to people and react to what they are saying.

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