I've had great success being a total idiot.

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I get paid for what most kids get punished for.

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People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius.

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Pity? You don't want to be pitied because you're a cripple in a wheelchair? Stay in your house!

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Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.

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When I was onstage doing the work, adrenaline killed the pain because I never hurt in front of an audience.

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We're leaving the House to people who either were born with a silver spoon in their mouth... or couldn't get better jobs in the first place.

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When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, 'Daddy, will you take me to the zoo' He answered, 'If the zoo wants you, let them come and get you.'

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I am probably the most selfish man you will ever meet in your life. No one gets the satisfaction or the joy that I get out of seeing kids realize there is hope.

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A woman doing comedy doesn't offend me, but sets me back a bit. I, as a viewer, have trouble with it. I think of her as a producing machine that brings babies in the world.

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