If it has to sell its mascot, your team sucks.
I think I made a mistake once... yeah... it was only once.
You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over? Movie Day.
Not everyone likes sports. Gandhi and Malcolm X come to mind.
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Fantasy football is not only a good thing, but a great thing.
I wasn't the guy everyone liked. I was the guy that wouldn't shut up.
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Why are baseball managers the only coaches who dress up like the players?
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If it doesn't know what to charge you for nosebleed seats, your team sucks.
I hate golf. I do not understand how anyone can enjoy it, much less love it.
