I model irregular clothing.

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I saw a stationery store move.

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You know what burns me? Matches.

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I was born nine months premature.

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Do you know it was a year a ago today?

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People read me but they don't subscribe.

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Does anybody know what I'm doing up here?

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Did you know that today will never be tomorrow.

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I once dated a weather girl, we talked up a storm.

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A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock.

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