I have a lot of vanity.

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I'm not hard to get along with.

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Just let the wardrobe do the acting.

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Acting is everybody's favorite second job.

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Acting is everybody's favorite second job.

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Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

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I'm Irish. I think about death all the time.

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I've been too many places. I'm like the bad penny.

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I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman.

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People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.

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