I can hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half.

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One does not allow the plumbers to decide the temperature, depth and timing of a bath.

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There is something supremely reassuring about television; the worst is always yet to come.

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Commercials on television are similar to sex and taxes; the more talk there is about them, the less likely they are to be curbed.

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