Autobiography is probably the most respectable form of lying.

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The nice thing about being a writer is that you can make magic happen without learning tricks.

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I can write, He floated up to the ceiling, and a baby rabbit came out of his pocket, grew wings, and flew away. And you will believe that it really happened. That's magic, isn't it?

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