It is a truth universally acknowledged that as soon as one part of your life starts looking up, another falls to pieces.

Helen Fielding in Bridget Jones Diary
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Dieting on New Year's Day isn't a good idea as you can't eat rationally but really need to be free to consume whatever is necessary, moment by moment, in order to ease your hangover. I think it would be much more sensible if resolutions began generally on January the second.

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