No more turkey, but I'd like some more of the bread it ate.

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Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it but don't swallow it.

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Anyone in the humor business isn't thinking clearly if he doesn't surround himself with idea people. Otherwise, you settle for mediocrity - or you burn yourself out.

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