Many after-dinner speakers remind us that to err is human.

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Matrimony is a process by which a grocer acquired an account the florist had.

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Think twice before you speak - and you'll find everyone talking about something else.

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The problem with speeches isn't so much not knowing when to stop, as knowing when not to begin.

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Just think how happy you would be if you lost everything you have right now, and then got it back again.

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Courage is sometimes frail as hope is frail a fragile shoot between two stones that grows brave toward the sun though warmth and brightness fail, striving and faith the only strength it knows.

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Courage is sometimes frail as hope is frail: a fragile shoot between two stones that grows brave toward the sun though warmth and brightness fail, striving and faith the only strength it knows.

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