Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.

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Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.

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Men don't know much about women. We do know when they're happy. We know when they're crying, and we know when they're pissed off. We just don't know in what order these are gonna come at us.

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