The reason people blame things on the previous generations is that there's only one other choice.

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A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.

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If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.

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There are worse things than getting a call for the wrong number at 4 AM. It could be the right number.

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If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.

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More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.

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If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.

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Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.

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Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enought to know they were impossible.

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For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.

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