The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.

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Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.

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Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.

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Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.

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If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.

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What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of high living.

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Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own.

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Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.

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Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours.

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An optimist thinks this is the best of all worlds. A pessimist fears the same may be true.

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