I'm like a Dilbert cartoon.

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It's so crazy in Hollywood.

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It's funny because it's funny.

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To be famous and broke is hard.

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My career is just kind of crazy.

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I have no detectable hair style.

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When I started I'd fly across the country to do a gig for a hundred bucks.

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To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee.

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There are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and not one of them is making fun of it all.

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I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those.

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