It was so quiet, you could hear a pun drop.

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She's generous to a fault - if it's her own.

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There was larceny in his heart, but his legs were honest.

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If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end.

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It is impossible to tell where the law stops and justice begins.

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The ladies looked one another over with microscopic carelessness.

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If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they only print your thumbs.

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