I have too much money invested in sweaters.

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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

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You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

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The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

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If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

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Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

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They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

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I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

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You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

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