Today my spirit is going to school while my body stays in bed.

Bill Watterson in Attack of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons
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Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.

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It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.

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Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.

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Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous - Calvin

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It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

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I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

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I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

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I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?

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The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.

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