After all is said and done, sit down.

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The man who rows the boat seldom has time to rock it.

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Try to be like the turtle - at ease in your own shell.

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When you stretch the truth, watch out for the snapback.

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Not only is women's work never done, the definition keeps changing.

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How strange to use ""You only live once"" as an excuse to throw it away.

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Before deciding to retire, stay home for a week and watch the daytime TV shows.

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