When I was a kid, I was afraid of other kids.
Guilt is a weird thing to me. I don't have a lot of it.
My parents just neglected me, I wasn't abused or anything.
You cannot be this successful without having God on your side.
There are atheists and Christians, and there are people in both groups who are a little too heavy-handed.
Straight people say, 'You know you're just gay,' and gay people say, 'You know you're just gay.' There is such a thing as bisexual!
I definitely know that I play the part, however big or small, in the deaths of at least two people, Chris Farley and Phil Hartmann.