Calling O'Hare an airport is like calling the Queen Elizabeth II a boat.

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A Chicago alderman once confessed he needed physical exercise but didn't like jogging, because in that sport you couldn't hit anyone.

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The car trip can draw the family together, as it was in the days before television when parents and children actually talked to each other.

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