Fools rush in and get the best seats.

quote by Alfred E. Neuman
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We live in a world where lemonade is made from aritificial flavoring and furniture polish is made from real lemons

Alfred E. Neuman in The Half-Wit and Wisdom of Alfred E. Neuman (MAD magazine)
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