Life is like an analogy.

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No one pays me to be nice.

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When all else fails, complicate matters.

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Violence is the first refuge of the violent.

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The way to a man's heart is through his chest.

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Lawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent.

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The analysis of the thing is not the thing itself.

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Where can I get some tat? I'd like to trade it in.

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This would not be a problem if I were driving a snowplow.

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There are two types of people in the world, and I'm one of them.

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