<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=97759" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>The Worst Joke Ever</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">You see there's this cat burglar who can't see in the dark.<br>He lays his bets on 8 more lives, walks into a bar.<br>Slips on the 8 ball, falls on his knife.<br>Says, "I don't know what I've done, but it doesn't feel right!"<br>Some things don't hold up over the course of a lifetime,<br>When's the first time you heard that one, 1954?<br>Get to the punch line. fall to the floor.<br>Give me a minute and I'll tell you the setup for<br>The worst joke ever, I never<br>I'll tell you my version of the greatest life story<br>Don't bore me<br>Now I am floating,<br>I feel released.<br>The moorings have been dropped,<br>The weights unleashed.<br>Everything is crystalline, simple and free.<br>The crime of good men who can't wrestle with change,<br>Or are too afraid to face this life's misjudged unknowns<br>You're not hurting anybody else's chances,<br>But you're disfiguring your own.<br>Give me a minute and I'll tell you the setup for<br>The worst joke ever, I never<br>I'll tell you my version of the greatest life story<br>Don't bore me, I NEVER<br>Give me a minute and I'll tell you the setup<br>You see there's this feeling that I've heard this one before</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />song performed by by REM - <i><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/" target=_blank></a></i><div class=q> <img src="https://www.citatepedia.ro/g/32share.png" style="float:left" alt="Share"> <script type="text/javascript" src="//s7.addthis.com/js/300/addthis_widget.js#pubid=citatepedia" async="async"></script><div style="display:inline-block" class="addthis_sharing_toolbox" data-url="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=97759" data-title="The Worst Joke Ever" data-description="You see there's this cat burglar who can't see in the dark. He lays his bets on 8 more lives, walks into a bar. Slips on the 8 ball, falls on his knife. Says, "I don't know what I've done, but it doesn't feel right!" Some things don't hold up over..."></div> </div> </div>

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