<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=62098" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>The Laughing Gnome</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">I was walking down the high street<br>When I heard footsteps behind me<br>And there was a little old man (hello)<br>In scarlet and grey, shuffling away (laughter)<br>Well he trotted back to my house<br>And he sat beside the telly (oaah..)<br>With his tiny hands on his tummy<br>Chuckling away, laughing all day (laughter)<br>Oh, I ought to report you to the gnome office<br>(gnome office)<br>Yes<br>(hahahahaha)<br>Ha ha ha, hee hee hee<br>Im a laughing gnome and you dont catch me<br>Ha ha ha, hee hee hee<br>Im a laughing gnome and you cant catch me<br>Said the laughing gnome<br>Well I gave him roasted toadstools and a glass of dandelion wine (burp, pardon)<br>Then I put him on a train to eastbourne<br>Carried his bag and gave him a fag<br>(havent you got a light boy? )<br>Here, where do you come from? <br>(gnome-mans land, hahihihi)<br>Oh, really? <br>In the morning when I woke up<br>He was sitting on the edge of my bed<br>With his brother whose name was fred<br>Hed bought him along to sing me a song<br>Right, lets hear it<br>Here, whats that clicking noise? <br>(thats fred, hes a metrognome, haha)<br>Ha ha ha, hee hee hee<br>Im a laughing gnome and you dont catch me<br>Ha ha ha, hee hee hee<br>Im a laughing gnome and you cant catch me<br>(own up, Im a gnome, aint I right, haha)<br>Havent you got an ome to go to? <br>(no, were gnomads)<br>Didnt they teach you to get your hair cut at school? you look like a rolling gnome.<br>(no, not at the london school of ecognomics)<br>Now theyre staying up the chimney<br>And were living on caviar and honey (hooray!)<br>Cause theyre earning me lots of money<br>Writing comedy prose for radio shows<br>Its the-er (what? )<br>Its the gnome service of course<br>Ha ha ha, hee hee hee<br>Im a laughing gnome and you dont catch me<br>Ha ha ha, oh, dear me<br>(ha ha ha, hee hee hee<br>Im a laughing gnome and you cant catch me<br>Ha ha ha, hee hee hee<br>Im a laughing gnome and you cant catch me)<br>(one more time, yeah)</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />song performed by by David Bowie - <i><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/" target=_blank></a></i><div class=q> <img src="https://www.citatepedia.ro/g/32share.png" style="float:left" alt="Share"> <script type="text/javascript" src="//s7.addthis.com/js/300/addthis_widget.js#pubid=citatepedia" async="async"></script><div style="display:inline-block" class="addthis_sharing_toolbox" data-url="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=62098" data-title="The Laughing Gnome" data-description="I was walking down the high street When I heard footsteps behind me And there was a little old man (hello) In scarlet and grey, shuffling away (laughter) Well he trotted back to my house And he sat beside the telly (oaah..) With his tiny hands on ..."></div> </div> </div>

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