<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=577827" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>The Pope And Tiger Woods</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">The Pope dies on the very day<br>that Tiger Woods is whisked away, <br>their souls rise to the distant skies<br>where they soon meet with a surprise.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Administrative bungling can<br>affect in many ways a man, <br>the Pope (with nothing to repent) <br>was quickly to the Devil sent.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">While Tiger passed the Pearly Gate<br>where he soon found a golfing mate.<br>The error was discovered though<br>St. Peter sent a note below</div><div style="margin:10px 0">and told the Devil to release<br>the Holy Man, and promptly please.<br>The Devil liked the gentle tone<br>and put down his red Nokia phone, </div><div style="margin:10px 0">next day the Pope was sent to Heaven<br>at fifteen minutes to eleven.<br>He met, halfway that Tiger bloke<br>who looked dejected, sad and broke</div><div style="margin:10px 0">he said dear Sir, I'm truly sad<br>that clerk, he must have been quite mad, <br>I do belong of course in Hell<br>and you in Heaven, Sir, be well.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">The Pope said son I am excited<br>and glad this mix-up now is righted, <br>and Virgin Mary....I can't wait! <br>Said Tiger, sorry one day late.</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=Herbert+Nehrlich">Herbert Nehrlich</a><div class=q> <img src="https://www.citatepedia.ro/g/32share.png" style="float:left" alt="Share"> <script type="text/javascript" src="//s7.addthis.com/js/300/addthis_widget.js#pubid=citatepedia" async="async"></script><div style="display:inline-block" class="addthis_sharing_toolbox" data-url="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=577827" data-title="The Pope And Tiger Woods de Herbert Nehrlich" data-description="The Pope dies on the very day that Tiger Woods is whisked away, their souls rise to the distant skies where they soon meet with a surprise. Administrative bungling can affect in many ways a man, the Pope (with nothing to repent) was quickly to..."></div> </div> </div>

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