<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=577453" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>The Neverending Alimony Poem</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">Divorce or 'Take the Money and Run'</div><div style="margin:10px 0">I stole his loot, I ran over his foot<br>backing out and heading to work<br>when he came by and acted like a jerk<br>I signed the papers in a hurry<br>and took off for St. Kitts and Nevis<br>on a plan before he could find me<br>at an oceanside sanctuary<br>He wanted to sign the death certificate<br>before they released my obituary<br>but like that Body Heat character<br>I carefully moved the money<br>I threw a drink in his face<br>with extra lemon and ice<br>He didn't think twice, so he said to me, <br>'You evil ____, you just want my money.'</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=Stephanie+N+Kjaerbaek">Stephanie N Kjaerbaek</a><div class=q> <img src="https://www.citatepedia.ro/g/32share.png" style="float:left" alt="Share"> <script type="text/javascript" src="//s7.addthis.com/js/300/addthis_widget.js#pubid=citatepedia" async="async"></script><div style="display:inline-block" class="addthis_sharing_toolbox" data-url="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=577453" data-title="The Neverending Alimony Poem de Stephanie N Kjaerbaek" data-description="Divorce or 'Take the Money and Run' I stole his loot, I ran over his foot backing out and heading to work when he came by and acted like a jerk I signed the papers in a hurry and took off for St. Kitts and Nevis on a plan before he could find me ..."></div> </div> </div>

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