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<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=571331" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>Schrödinger's dog (being an after birthday poem for Miss Ruthie)</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">Unlike<br>Schrödinger's cat</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Schrödinger's dog</div><div style="margin:10px 0">was always<br>there</div><div style="margin:10px 0">under his feet</div><div style="margin:10px 0">hungry for<br>...his Master's voice...a pat...the sound of his step...</div><div style="margin:10px 0">The cat<br>(like anybody's cat) </div><div style="margin:10px 0">couldn't give<br>a toss</div><div style="margin:10px 0">(but that was neither<br>here nor there) .</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br>It's hard to tell</div><div style="margin:10px 0">if it's alive or if<br>it ain't.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">It 's one<br>lazzzzzzy cat.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">He's never there <br>(when you want him to be) </div><div style="margin:10px 0">and always there<br>(when you don't want him to be.) </div><div style="margin:10px 0">Quark the cat<br>was just one big paradox.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">The dog<br>was old and faithful</div><div style="margin:10px 0">always <br>in the box</div><div style="margin:10px 0">asleep or gnawing<br>a bone in thought.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">The cat couldn't care<br>less</div><div style="margin:10px 0">a source<br>of constant</div><div style="margin:10px 0">anxiety</div><div style="margin:10px 0">about its<br>whereabouts</div><div style="margin:10px 0">and the state <br>of its health.</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br>Being<br>neither</div><div style="margin:10px 0">here nor<br>there</div><div style="margin:10px 0">or somewhere<br>else entirely</div><div style="margin:10px 0">as if it lived<br>in a parallel universe.</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br>Lived in a world <br>of its own.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Thus the theory of<br>Schrödinger's Cat</div><div style="margin:10px 0">proved<br>(beyond doubt) </div><div style="margin:10px 0">that although<br>cats are nice an' all dat</div><div style="margin:10px 0">dogs<br>are a scientist's</div><div style="margin:10px 0">best friend.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">*******</div><div style="margin:10px 0">In 1935, Schrödinger published an essay describing the conceptual problems in quantum mechanics. A brief paragraph in this essay described the cat paradox: </div><div style="margin:10px 0"> One can even set up quite ridiculous cases. A cat is penned up in a steel chamber, along with the following diabolical device (which must be secured against direct interference by the cat) : in a Geiger counter there is a tiny bit of radioactive substance, so small that perhaps in the course of one hour one of the atoms decays, but also, with equal probability, perhaps none; if it happens, the counter tube discharges and through a relay releases a hammer which shatters a small flask of hydrocyanic acid. If one has left this entire system to itself for an hour, one would say that the cat still lives if meanwhile no atom has decayed. The first atomic decay would have poisoned it. The Psi function for the entire system would express this by having in it the living and the dead cat (pardon the expression) mixed or smeared out in equal parts.[</div><div style="margin:10px 0">*******</div><div style="margin:10px 0">There was a leak in my cistern in the brain stem. I didn't like to play dice with my universe so I called a quantum mechanic in. I asked him if it was bad. He said: Well, it is or it isn't...depending on how you look at it.. It's good for me...bad for you! ' </div><div style="margin:10px 0">'Now, about that cat? '</div><div style="margin:10px 0">'Not that old chestnut....the cat is over 70 now...just fix the cistern will ya! I had the cat poisoned...so that's that! '</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br>'Ohhhhh! '</div><div style="margin:10px 0">'Anyway...it was a hypothetical cat! '</div><div style="margin:10px 0">'Ya mean it wasn't real? '</div><div style="margin:10px 0">'Oh...what is real? </div><div style="margin:10px 0">He seemed considerably saddened by this and left without charging for the cistern.<br>I hate when after all this time Animal Rights activists disguise themselves plumbers in order to rescue the bloody cat that is neither alive or dead.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Next time it leaks...I'll call a vet.</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by  - <i><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/" target=_blank></a></i><div class=q>
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Schrödinger's cat

Schrödinger's dog

was always
there

under his feet

hungry for
...his Master's voice...a pat...the sound of his step...

The cat
(like anybody's cat) 

couldn't give
a toss

(but that was neither
here nor there) .


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