<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=569833" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>Raccoons</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">In my spare time I’ve become a trapper<br>Raccoons are ruining my roof<br>(Gnawing through the tarpaper.)<br>They made a hole just the right fit<br>So big a neighbor’s cat climbed through it</div><div style="margin:10px 0">I borrowed a trap from a neighbor, soon<br>And trapped three raccoons<br>A possum, a cat<br>And a rat</div><div style="margin:10px 0">My assistant had a tie pin made out of a raccoon’s penis bone<br>It’s the only animal that has an appendage like stone<br>So in jest, I promised a raccoon to my assistant<br>For a birthday present</div><div style="margin:10px 0">A stuffed raccoon I placed in the trap<br>And took it to lunch without mishap<br>You should have seen his face<br>When I walked through the door of the dining place</div><div style="margin:10px 0">The cage held at arm’s length for safety it’s supposed<br>And the animal crouched as if escape intended<br>After the joke unfolded<br>And my assistant, properly befuddled<br>Got a new tie clasp</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=Sidi+J.+Mahtrow">Sidi J. Mahtrow</a><div class=q> <img src="https://www.citatepedia.ro/g/32share.png" style="float:left" alt="Share"> <script type="text/javascript" src="//s7.addthis.com/js/300/addthis_widget.js#pubid=citatepedia" async="async"></script><div style="display:inline-block" class="addthis_sharing_toolbox" data-url="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=569833" data-title="Raccoons de Sidi J. Mahtrow" data-description="In my spare time I’ve become a trapper Raccoons are ruining my roof (Gnawing through the tarpaper.) They made a hole just the right fit So big a neighbor’s cat climbed through it I borrowed a trap from a neighbor, soon And trapped three racco..."></div> </div> </div>

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