<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=566148" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>Needing Advice</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">(Son) Hey, Dad, have you got a minute? Actually<br>it's a little complicated. Could you meet me<br>at Cuss from Hoe over a beer or two? </div><div style="margin:10px 0">(Dad) Now you have got me worried, big spender.<br>What's up? </div><div style="margin:10px 0">(Son) I need some advice.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">(Dad) O.K., see you in about twenty minutes.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">(Dad) Well, son, I think I need something stronger<br>than two beers.<br>Are you sure he is dead? </div><div style="margin:10px 0">(Son) Yeah, he is not breathing.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">(Dad) And he is in your apartment? </div><div style="margin:10px 0">(Son) Yeah, he came downstairs to watch the ball game. We<br>had a couple of beers and I fell asleep on the couch.<br>Next thing, I wake up and there he is lying on the floor<br>in a pool of blood.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">(Dad) And he is still there? </div><div style="margin:10px 0">(Son) Yeah, he is dead, Dad. He can't leave.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">(Dad) Did he ever pay you back the money he owed you, that you owe me.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">(Son) No, that's why I checked his wallet to see if that was his<br>intention, to pay me back.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">(Dad) And what did you find? </div><div style="margin:10px 0">(Son) His wallet was empty, nothing in it.<br>How do I explain that to the cops, Dad? </div><div style="margin:10px 0">(Dad) Holy Moley, how do you get yourself into these messes? <br>We've got to throw his wallet in the river, get back to <br>your place, break a window, empty your wallet, and after<br>I have punched you out, I'll call the police.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">(Son) Thanks, Dad, I knew you'd think of something, <br>except Gus at Cuss from Hoe heard us talking.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">(Dad) Yeah, but he was the only one there and he owes me<br>$20 grand. He said he'll pay me tonight.<br>Want to take care of it? </div><div style="margin:10px 0">(Son) Sure, Dad.</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=Elke+Nigro">Elke Nigro</a><div class=q> <img src="https://www.citatepedia.ro/g/32share.png" style="float:left" alt="Share"> <script type="text/javascript" src="//s7.addthis.com/js/300/addthis_widget.js#pubid=citatepedia" async="async"></script><div style="display:inline-block" class="addthis_sharing_toolbox" data-url="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=566148" data-title="Needing Advice de Elke Nigro" data-description="(Son) Hey, Dad, have you got a minute? Actually it's a little complicated. Could you meet me at Cuss from Hoe over a beer or two? (Dad) Now you have got me worried, big spender. What's up? (Son) I need some advice. (Dad) O.K., see you in abou..."></div> </div> </div>

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