<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=563688" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>Merry Christmas To All Husbands</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">During a certain Christmas service<br>Or Mass as some are wont to say<br>The officiating priest asked widows<br>To step forward for a special prayer<br>Of blessing and favour, intoning<br>That God remains their undying husband</div><div style="margin:10px 0">A certain woman sitting beside her <br>Husband on one of the front pews<br>Jumped to her feet hurriedly<br>To the bewilderment of the poor man<br>Who promptly pulled her hand <br>And reminded her of what the priest said</div><div style="margin:10px 0">But the enraged woman, looking askance, <br>Swiftly brushed her husband's hand aside<br>As though loaded with filth, and retorted, <br>'Are you alive when you can't provide <br>The needs of your family, even at a season like this? '<br>Stunned and speechless, the man's jaw dropped as though <br>He was a church mouse caught prancing on the pulpit <br>And the congregation roared in derisive laughter<br>But from me to all husbands, 'Merry Christmas <br>And a prosperous New Year in the name of<br>Our Lord, Jesus Christ, the head of all husbands<br>And, indeed, all men.Amen.' </div><div style="margin:10px 0">(C) Chris Jibero. 2010.</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=Chris+Jibero">Chris Jibero</a><div class=q> <img src="https://www.citatepedia.ro/g/32share.png" style="float:left" alt="Share"> <script type="text/javascript" src="//s7.addthis.com/js/300/addthis_widget.js#pubid=citatepedia" async="async"></script><div style="display:inline-block" class="addthis_sharing_toolbox" data-url="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=563688" data-title="Merry Christmas To All Husbands de Chris Jibero" data-description="During a certain Christmas service Or Mass as some are wont to say The officiating priest asked widows To step forward for a special prayer Of blessing and favour, intoning That God remains their undying husband A certain woman sitting beside her..."></div> </div> </div>

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