<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=563516" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>Me Telly's On The Blink: : Humour</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">Hello Bob, it's Archie, me telly's on the blink<br>Without me telly on it's even hard for me to think<br>I watch it of an evening snuggled up beneath me doona<br>Can you come round. Not later, I'd rather it were sooner</div><div style="margin:10px 0">'Cos every night I watch it and it helps me cop some Zed's<br>It calms me down and stops all thoughts from spinnin' in me 'ead<br>Can you tell me Archie, exactly what's wrong with your television<br>Describe the symptoms to me with clarity and precision</div><div style="margin:10px 0">It's got these annoyin' lines that are runnin' up and down<br>Are you sure they're vertical replied Bob with a puzzled frown<br>Your TV as I remember is quite an ancient beast<br>It's been at least two decades since that model was released</div><div style="margin:10px 0">One of that era would surely have lines of a horizontal direction<br>Are you sure they're vertical, after considered reflection<br>'Course I know me vertical from me horizontal slant<br>Get over here now, I can't stand all day and rant</div><div style="margin:10px 0">But Archie, your television is resting on its side<br>So horizontal seems vertical, if logic be applied<br>'Course I watch it like that, I'm lying in me bed<br>And it saves me the trouble of havin' ta lift me 'ead</div><div style="margin:10px 0">(Sydney, Australia - 2010)</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=Alessandra+Liverani">Alessandra Liverani</a><div class=q> <img src="https://www.citatepedia.ro/g/32share.png" style="float:left" alt="Share"> <script type="text/javascript" src="//s7.addthis.com/js/300/addthis_widget.js#pubid=citatepedia" async="async"></script><div style="display:inline-block" class="addthis_sharing_toolbox" data-url="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=563516" data-title="Me Telly's On The Blink: : Humour de Alessandra Liverani" data-description="Hello Bob, it's Archie, me telly's on the blink Without me telly on it's even hard for me to think I watch it of an evening snuggled up beneath me doona Can you come round. Not later, I'd rather it were sooner 'Cos every night I watch it and it h..."></div> </div> </div>

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