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<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=558848" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>In-convenience</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">Very early in the morning we were woken from our sleep, <br>We were going on safari, being driven in a jeep, <br>We went out before our breakfast, we went out before sunrise, <br>We went out before the sleep had fully vanished from our eyes.<br>We had to dress quite quickly, and we went out in a rush, <br>And after we'd been driving through miles and miles of bush<br>For an hour or two (I have to say forgive the way I speak) , <br>But - the roads were very bumpy - I was dying for a leak.<br>The driver stopped the jeep and kindly offered us a drink, <br>But it might have been more kind if he had only paused to think; <br>We had seen a herd of elephants, some vultures in the sky, <br>Several wildebeest and zebra, a hyena passing by, <br>Giraffes, a pair of ostriches, a buffalo or two, <br>And we'd taken lots of photographs (well, that's what tourists do) : <br>We had even seen some lions lazing underneath a tree, <br>But... we hadn't seen a toilet... and I really had to pee.<br>Beside a water-hole at last we found a pair of loos, <br>And I hurried to the gents', 'cause that's the one I have to use.<br>Yes, I went up to the gentlemen's, and pushed the door ajar, <br>But I didn't push it hard, and it didn't open far.<br>There was something in the way, you see. I did a double-take, <br>For it looked just like a tail, the last six inches of a snake.<br>I decided not to panic - I'm not that sort of bloke, <br>And it could have been a rubber one, left there for a joke -<br>So I pushed the door wide open, to be sure of no mistake, <br>And what should I clap eyes on but two yards of living snake! <br>... I closed the door, quite firmly, and went to tell the guide, <br>'I was going to the loo, but then I found a snake inside.'<br>He didn't quite believe me, but he went across to check.<br>- Not just a snake, a cobra! - 'Gosh, ' I thought, and 'Flipping Heck.'<br>For the snake looked very supple, and the snake looked very strong, <br>And if it would uncurl itself, the snake looked very long, <br>And a cobra's bite is savage, and a cobra's bite is quick, <br>And if that snake had bitten me, I'd be feeling rather sick.<br>'It might even be a spitter, judging by the size, <br>'So don't you go too close, and please be careful of your eyes.'<br>But I had to take a photograph, for that's what tourists do, <br>And, warily, I took a snap of the cobra in the loo.<br>The driver wrote a notice 'Danger, Big Big Snake Inside', <br>And the lady with the first-aid box took out of it with pride<br>A strip of sticking plaster to stick it to the door, <br>To tell anyone who came, there was a cobra on the floor.<br>By now the snake was moving, it was climbing up the wall; <br>It hid behind the cistern, and could not be seen at all; <br>It came down again, and wrapped itself around the waste-pipe neatly, <br>Then slithered right into the pan and disappeared completely.<br>Now I was on a mission to tell others what I'd seen, <br>But I was very conscious of the fact I'd Still Not Been! <br>So in that situation, though most times I wouldn't dare, <br>When I found the ladies' empty, I quickly popped in there.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">So if you see a man who's coming from the ladies' loos, <br>Please don't jump to conclusions, he might have a good excuse, <br>- 'I went to spend a penny, for my need was quite intense, <br>'And I had to use the ladies' - there's a cobra in the gents'! '</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=Paul+Hansford">Paul Hansford</a><div class=q>
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We were going on safari, being driven in a jeep, 
We went out before our breakfast, we went out before sunrise, 
We went out before the sleep had fully vanished from our eyes.
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