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<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=558547" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>If I Were A Sex Toy</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">Erotic parody of Beyonce's new hit, If I Were A Boy</div><div style="margin:10px 0">If I were a sex toy<br>Even just for a day<br>I would't just hump her in the morning<br>and throw her out after I got what I wanted, no<br> <br>Drink deeply from the gay guys<br>and go down on bicurious girls<br>I'd stick to whoever I wanted<br>and I'd never get confronted for it<br>Cause I would be doing only what they expected of me<br> <br>If I were a sex toy<br>I think I'd like to understand<br>How it feels to lube up a curious virgin girl<br>I swear I'd better than any man <br>I'd easy and pleasy inser myself into her<br>Cause I know how it sucks<br>When you lose it to the one you wanted<br>Only to find yourself disappointed<br>Cos she took hers, but never gave you yours<br>Left all your romantic hopes and dreams destoryed<br> <br>If I were a sex toy<br>I would't beat her like a drum<br>Leaving her sobbing and broken<br>Vowing never to be again with a lover alone<br> <br>I'd put her pleasure first<br>and let make up the rules as we go<br>Cause I know her orgasms would be plentiful<br>Everytime we ran it on in<br>Around the bases to home, to home <br> <br>If I were a sex toy<br>I think I'd like to understand<br>How it feels to lube up a curious virgin girl<br>I swear I'd better than any man <br>I'd easy and pleasy inser myself into her<br>Cause I know how it sucks<br>When you lose it to the one you wanted<br>Only to find yourself disappointed<br>Cos she took hers, but never gave you yours<br>Left all your romantic hopes and dreams destoryed<br> <br>It's a little too late for you to give me my cherry back<br>Say you made a clumsy first timer's mistake<br>Think that I'll ever let you come back to hit that<br>If you thought that again I would give it up to you<br>You thought wrong<br> <br>But you're just a sex toy<br>You're not even made to understand, <br>and you're not even made to understand<br>How it feels to lube up a curious virgin girl<br>Someday you wish you could be better than a man<br>You don't stick it to her right<br>You don't care if it hurts<br>As long as you get what you wanted<br>You don't care if you leave her disappointed<br>All her romantic hopes and dreams destoryed<br> <br>But you're just a sex toy<br> <br>2008 Ramona Thompson</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=Ramona+Thompson">Ramona Thompson</a><div class=q>
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If I were a sex toy
Even just for a day
I would't just hump her in the morning
and throw her out after I got what I wanted, no
 
Drink deeply from the gay guys
and go down on bicurious girls
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