<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=556444" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>How to Lasso a Zombie</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">Zombies are not afraid of crucifix or holy water<br>They hate sports matches, and emotional soap operas<br>Because they are the frozen dead <br>If you are lucky enough to encounter one in the wild<br>You can distract the zombie with rapid hand motions<br>While reciting some epic poem<br>When you find those glazed eyes upon you <br>Tie the zombie firmly to the nearest tree trunk<br>To scare away all the crows from the grounds<br>And prove an interesting conversation topic<br>When your friends come for dinner<br>(Zombies have no unions, and do not hold<br>With lawsuits- and they make great pets too) <br>Once you acquire one, everyone in the neighborhood<br>Will soon be out shopping for their own zombie<br>Just remember you were the original first owner<br>And they are all just copycats.</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=Patti+Masterman">Patti Masterman</a><div class=q> <img src="https://www.citatepedia.ro/g/32share.png" style="float:left" alt="Share"> <script type="text/javascript" src="//s7.addthis.com/js/300/addthis_widget.js#pubid=citatepedia" async="async"></script><div style="display:inline-block" class="addthis_sharing_toolbox" data-url="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=556444" data-title="How to Lasso a Zombie de Patti Masterman" data-description="Zombies are not afraid of crucifix or holy water They hate sports matches, and emotional soap operas Because they are the frozen dead If you are lucky enough to encounter one in the wild You can distract the zombie with rapid hand motions While r..."></div> </div> </div>

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