<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=548508" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>Chronic disease! (A not so funny story)</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">An army Major visiting the sick army men, went to one soldier and asked, 'What's your problem, Soldier? '<br>'Chronic syphilis, Sir.'<br>'What treatment are you getting? '<br>'Five minutes with the wire brush each day.'<br>'What's your ambition? '<br>'To get back to the front, Sir.'<br>'Good man, ' said the Major.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">He went to the next bed, 'What's your problem, Soldier? '<br>'Chronic piles, Sir.'<br>'What treatment are you getting? '<br>'Five minutes with the wire brush each day.'<br>'What's your ambition? '<br>'To get back to the front, Sir.'<br>'Good man, ' barked the Major.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">He moved to the next bed where Santa was lying and asked, 'What's your problem, Soldier? '<br>'Chronic gum disease, Sir'<br>'What treatment are you getting? '<br>'Five minutes with the wire brush each day.'<br>'What's your ambition? '<br>'To get the wire brush before the other two, Sir! '</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=Edwin+Drood">Edwin Drood</a><div class=q> <img src="https://www.citatepedia.ro/g/32share.png" style="float:left" alt="Share"> <script type="text/javascript" src="//s7.addthis.com/js/300/addthis_widget.js#pubid=citatepedia" async="async"></script><div style="display:inline-block" class="addthis_sharing_toolbox" data-url="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=548508" data-title="Chronic disease! (A not so funny story) de Edwin Drood" data-description="An army Major visiting the sick army men, went to one soldier and asked, 'What's your problem, Soldier? ' 'Chronic syphilis, Sir.' 'What treatment are you getting? ' 'Five minutes with the wire brush each day.' 'What's your ambition? ' 'To get bac..."></div> </div> </div>

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