<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=547776" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>Calculator</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">Turned on.<br>Punch in any number, <br>But before you do, <br>Let me insinuate some things to subtract, add, multiply, & divide.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">First, add the years you've spent selling yourself like a Muslim marriage plan.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Second, subtract the dignity diminishing as each year goes by.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Third, divide the spermicide<br>Eating at your pride<br>You have no access to happiness</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Divide the children pertinent to each man<br>Don't get too shocked now.<br>Gotta get to work.<br>Divide, divide, divide.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Fourth, multiply the times spent with your legs open<br>Like a 24-hour convenience store.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">And what did you get? </div><div style="margin:10px 0">A man's spermicide<br>Eating at your pride<br>Making babies like you're taking a shit<br>Subtracting your dignity<br>In addition to the years spent selling yourself like a Muslim marriage plan.<br>All of this - for a man's convenience.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Now I know why you hate math.</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=CDM+Anderson">CDM Anderson</a><div class=q> <img src="https://www.citatepedia.ro/g/32share.png" style="float:left" alt="Share"> <script type="text/javascript" src="//s7.addthis.com/js/300/addthis_widget.js#pubid=citatepedia" async="async"></script><div style="display:inline-block" class="addthis_sharing_toolbox" data-url="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=547776" data-title="Calculator de CDM Anderson" data-description="Turned on. Punch in any number, But before you do, Let me insinuate some things to subtract, add, multiply, & divide. First, add the years you've spent selling yourself like a Muslim marriage plan. Second, subtract the dignity diminishing as e..."></div> </div> </div>

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