<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=545503" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>Apple Pie mmmmm My Eye</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">Boy, this bed rattles bangs and squeaks<br>Your mother said was louder than the works hooter<br>I told your mom it was the computer geeks<br>They were fixing your computer</div><div style="margin:10px 0">She asked who has left the empty condom packets<br>I told her, I used them as handle covers for my tennis racquets<br>By what I said, to her she was quite taken aback, <br>She thought my mind wandered on another track</div><div style="margin:10px 0">What is the point of that she asked In Turn? <br>Her eyes glaring hard at me looking so stern <br>I once dropped them, in mom’s apple pie<br>As she looked knowingly, in my eye </div><div style="margin:10px 0">All the banging kept us awake<br>I told her you were chasing a little snake<br>Her eyes burned right through my head<br>Snakes she said a snake wandering in the bed? </div><div style="margin:10px 0">Somehow, she thought I was telling a tale<br>As she looked at me, my face went pale<br>You had better see the local vicar<br>Do you think I was drinking liquor? </div><div style="margin:10px 0">Sadly my roving days are done<br>My girlfriend’s oven has a bun<br>The wedding day came and went<br>Now my racquet handle, is slightly bent</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=Gordon+D+Wilkinson">Gordon D Wilkinson</a><div class=q> <img src="https://www.citatepedia.ro/g/32share.png" style="float:left" alt="Share"> <script type="text/javascript" src="//s7.addthis.com/js/300/addthis_widget.js#pubid=citatepedia" async="async"></script><div style="display:inline-block" class="addthis_sharing_toolbox" data-url="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=545503" data-title="Apple Pie mmmmm My Eye de Gordon D Wilkinson" data-description="Boy, this bed rattles bangs and squeaks Your mother said was louder than the works hooter I told your mom it was the computer geeks They were fixing your computer She asked who has left the empty condom packets I told her, I used them as handle c..."></div> </div> </div>

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