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<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=543595" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>A Snail Goes To Heaven (A One-Act Tragicomedy)</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">Bare stage. A square neon sign on extreme right which reads: “This way to Heaven”.<br>Prolonged silence. Enter Snail, moving very slowly throughout the play.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Snail: <br>I’m a dead snail.<br>I’m going to Heaven.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">I’ve lived for 15 years.<br>That’s a ripe old age.<br>I’ve been blessed.<br>Had a marvellous sex life, you know.<br>Well, if you know snails<br>we attract a mate with our slime.<br>Oh, slime turns me on, baby.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">(Snail moves slowly, and then stops.) </div><div style="margin:10px 0">Well, maybe I should focus on holy thoughts.<br>Purity...refined thoughts...you know...<br>Snail God does not like sex.<br>Copulation is not exactly what <br>Snail God meant when Snail God declared: <br>'Go forth and slime the world; <br>be ye together...'<br>Snail God demands purity<br>so let me be so...<br>after all, I’m going to Heaven...<br>a dead snail and moving on to Heaven...</div><div style="margin:10px 0">(Snail moves slowly, and then stops.) </div><div style="margin:10px 0">Had a precarious life, <br>you know, <br>all these 15 years...<br>A farmer saw me in the grass. <br>I heard him curse <br>and he raised his foot to crush me.<br>Well, unfortunately for him <br>he stepped on a snake<br>and the last I heard of the man<br>was an expletive<br>and the last I heard of the snake was a hiss.<br>Yes, I’ve had a long life<br>a risky life - but it’s all worth it<br>for an eternal life in Heaven<br>is my reward</div><div style="margin:10px 0">(Snail moves slowly, and then stops.) </div><div style="margin:10px 0">(Enter Frog, jumping. Snail looks at Frog in amazement. And Frog stops and looks at Snail in amazement.) </div><div style="margin:10px 0">Frog: What are you doing? </div><div style="margin:10px 0">Snail: That’s what I was about to ask of you.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Frog: I’m a dead Frog and I’m jumping on my way to Heaven.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Snail: I’m a dead Snail and I’m moving on to Heaven.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Frog: This is ridiculous.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Snail: Indeed. It is ridiculous.<br>A Frog going to Heaven? <br>No, for it is truly declared by Snail God: <br>'None but Snails shall enter Heaven.'</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Frog: And in the words of the Frog God: <br>'I shall confound all other creatures.<br>Only Frogs shall enter Heaven.'<br>And so it has come to pass <br>Snails think they can go to Heaven. <br>Unless the Frog God <br>in Its Infinite Wisdom<br>has arranged for a Dish of Snails<br>when all Pure Frogs are at Its side in Paradise.<br>Well, Snail...you’re toast when I see you in Heaven. </div><div style="margin:10px 0">(Frog jumps on to near stage right, screaming: “Heaven - here I come! ” and then disappears.) </div><div style="margin:10px 0">(Long silence.) </div><div style="margin:10px 0">Snail (facing audience) : Well, what next? - The snake to Heaven? <br>The Farmer to Heaven? His dog to Paradise? <br>Donkeys to Heaven? </div><div style="margin:10px 0">(Snail moves on, in its slow way, to nothing but Heaven...)</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=Raj+Arumugam">Raj Arumugam</a><div class=q>
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Prolonged silence. Enter Snail, moving very slowly throughout the play.

Snail: 
I’m a dead snail.
I’m going to Heaven.

I’ve lived for 15 years.
That’s..."></div>
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