<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=540741" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>The song of a pathological liar</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">I am four foot three ....not really</div><div style="margin:10px 0">I am a vegetarian pacifist</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Not really</div><div style="margin:10px 0">I am a capricorn</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Not really</div><div style="margin:10px 0">I don't believe in the 'stars'</div><div style="margin:10px 0">I was born on a mars bar</div><div style="margin:10px 0">I feel only with my hands</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Not really, , , , very well</div><div style="margin:10px 0">I am from a large cable tossing clan</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Of Irish priests in open toe sandals</div><div style="margin:10px 0">I have two bunions</div><div style="margin:10px 0">And walk in front of traffic</div><div style="margin:10px 0">I am a flatulent loner</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Not really</div><div style="margin:10px 0">When I am nervous I bite my toenails</div><div style="margin:10px 0">I have an incurable fungus disease</div><div style="margin:10px 0">I have a hat made of mushrooms</div><div style="margin:10px 0">I walk out into on coming traffic</div><div style="margin:10px 0">I never cross the road, unless</div><div style="margin:10px 0">It is two drag an old lady against her will</div><div style="margin:10px 0">I am a three foot swiss pensioner with a chest wig and halitosis</div><div style="margin:10px 0">I used to be a ballroom dancer </div><div style="margin:10px 0">I became a saloon bar arm wrestler to distract myself from drinking</div><div style="margin:10px 0">I am a very small receding scots man</div><div style="margin:10px 0">I don't eat cheese on sundays</div><div style="margin:10px 0">I invented mushrooms</div><div style="margin:10px 0">I can produce an egg from my back porch on a wednesday</div><div style="margin:10px 0">My name is Colin Angus Still Waters lie deep</div><div style="margin:10px 0">I am a thirty two year old mushroom impersonator</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Called keith</div><div style="margin:10px 0">My pathology came back with L plates</div><div style="margin:10px 0">meaning I am patholigically a L</div><div style="margin:10px 0">I can only tell the truth when I am standing</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Using a japanese translator who is disguised as a coffee table</div><div style="margin:10px 0">I lived off a crumb for thirty days and thirty nights</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Until somebody opened the cake tin</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br>When working part time as a cupboard</div><div style="margin:10px 0">I often allow people who are very tiny to hide in me</div><div style="margin:10px 0">For a small rental fee</div><div style="margin:10px 0">I like my coffee with room for milk</div><div style="margin:10px 0">So I can charge the milk rent</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br>I hate starbuck coffee</div><div style="margin:10px 0">but find my doppleganger drinking it to spite me</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br>I lived with a fruit salad for fifty years</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Til the smell made me vomit</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br>lying is best done lying down</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br>I have a very bard gramma</div><div style="margin:10px 0">My grandma says she 'aint bad! '</div><div style="margin:10px 0">When I was eleven and...I beat a boy to a pulp an made his nose bleed</div><div style="margin:10px 0">I spend my holidays floating ob the riveira in a match box</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Size is not an issue </div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br>I often go missing and can be found only with the aide of a magnifying</div><div style="margin:10px 0">glass</div><div style="margin:10px 0">I walk in circles due to having two left feet</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br>I didn't invent the atomic kitten</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Which was detonated by controlled explosion</div><div style="margin:10px 0">A vet called 'a vet' was later arrested and charges with possessing</div><div style="margin:10px 0">'KITTENS OF MASS DESTRUCTION'</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=Yvette+Smith">Yvette Smith</a><div class=q> <img src="https://www.citatepedia.ro/g/32share.png" style="float:left" alt="Share"> <script type="text/javascript" src="//s7.addthis.com/js/300/addthis_widget.js#pubid=citatepedia" async="async"></script><div style="display:inline-block" class="addthis_sharing_toolbox" data-url="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=540741" data-title="The song of a pathological liar de Yvette Smith" data-description="I am four foot three ....not really I am a vegetarian pacifist Not really I am a capricorn Not really I don't believe in the 'stars' I was born on a mars bar I feel only with my hands Not really, , , , very well I am from a large cable to..."></div> </div> </div>

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