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<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=540717" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>Take Me To Your Leader</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">'Take me to your leader! ' </div><div style="margin:10px 0">The new recruit cried</div><div style="margin:10px 0">She was forty stone and six feet high</div><div style="margin:10px 0">She had just arrived on 'PLANET WORK'</div><div style="margin:10px 0">She was met at the gate by a slob called BURK! </div><div style="margin:10px 0">He was four foot five and incredibly shy</div><div style="margin:10px 0">He gave an indolent half witted sigh, </div><div style="margin:10px 0">And then he spoke, one word, </div><div style="margin:10px 0">'Why? '</div><div style="margin:10px 0">He was in the middle of demolishing a large meat pie</div><div style="margin:10px 0">That stood on his plate at, just under two foot high</div><div style="margin:10px 0">The new recruit began to cry</div><div style="margin:10px 0">'Take me to your leader! </div><div style="margin:10px 0"> Burk, who was once 'GREAT BIRK, ' but now had only a 'walk on part'</div><div style="margin:10px 0"> Took his time his mouth have full</div><div style="margin:10px 0"> Spluttered 'Why? ' again, and choking looked pale and ill</div><div style="margin:10px 0"> The new recruit who tapped him hard on the back to release the obstruction and avoid getting the sack</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Looked back, 'I need to know, which way to go, ' I am new you see </div><div style="margin:10px 0">flown in from Eden, </div><div style="margin:10px 0">And with that she started pleadin, 'Take me to your leader now, it's getting late'</div><div style="margin:10px 0">And when Burke had eaten half a cake he stopped quite dead, then said, </div><div style="margin:10px 0">Looking at the clock, </div><div style="margin:10px 0">'Which one? '</div><div style="margin:10px 0">An then an iternary began of every living woman and man, </div><div style="margin:10px 0"> From head of the cuboard supplies</div><div style="margin:10px 0"> To a head cleaner called Dan</div><div style="margin:10px 0"> And some belonged to a secret clan, </div><div style="margin:10px 0"> That claimed to be Masonic</div><div style="margin:10px 0"> They wore there clothes back to front with one sock down, </div><div style="margin:10px 0"> And lived on 'Gin and Tonic'</div><div style="margin:10px 0"> There was also a leader in charge of the 'Files' marked X</div><div style="margin:10px 0"> Who seldom smiled and went by the name of 'Mr Giles'</div><div style="margin:10px 0"> Then there was head of the porters who was divorced with one daughter</div><div style="margin:10px 0"> And a strange little man called Harry Hun</div><div style="margin:10px 0"> Who like to get his toast well done, </div><div style="margin:10px 0"> He did alot of laying about, casting the 'work ethic into doubt'</div><div style="margin:10px 0"> But shouted his orders for sweet currant buns, at four</div><div style="margin:10px 0"> He did little work and not much more</div><div style="margin:10px 0"> Then finally there was Kitty Crotchet in charge of the typists</div><div style="margin:10px 0"> 'But you betta watch it! she's a stickler for time and if you're late, </div><div style="margin:10px 0"> Well wait, I see your letter summons you to room 42</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br> That's Mrs Hatchet she's head of toiletries and loos</div><div style="margin:10px 0"> 'No! read again it's room 101, '</div><div style="margin:10px 0"> Burk looked blank then wryly smiled, </div><div style="margin:10px 0"> That head of all heads and deputies, and sub leaders, plus understudy</div><div style="margin:10px 0"> That's Paddy Shanks, ex fraudster and Head of Finance'</div><div style="margin:10px 0"> 'No look again, it says, number 1'</div><div style="margin:10px 0"> Oh Burk sighed ' H.R, that's all things human</div><div style="margin:10px 0"> Not much fun! </div><div style="margin:10px 0"> And in a flash the lazy Burk had gone</div><div style="margin:10px 0"> Leaving the recruit quietly tapping on the door of H.R</div><div style="margin:10px 0"> But the reply was automatic</div><div style="margin:10px 0"> 'This is the voicemail of Mrs Robotics Iam not in I am am somewhere</div><div style="margin:10px 0"> out of office'</div><div style="margin:10px 0"> And with that the recruit now suddenly free went of to meet Mrs Char</div><div style="margin:10px 0"> 'Head of TEA'</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=Yvette+Smith">Yvette Smith</a><div class=q>
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The new recruit cried

She was forty stone and six feet high

She had just arrived on 'PLANET WORK'

She was met at the gate by a slob called BURK! 

He was four foot five and incredibly shy

He gave an indolent half w..."></div>
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