<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=540624" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>How To Kill An Alien In 3 Stages</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">How to kill an Alien in three stages</div><div style="margin:10px 0">1 Get the low down on them</div><div style="margin:10px 0">ie dress code skin colour habits and Alien Medical history</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br>Learn about their home planet their political and intellectual powers of reasoning</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Investigate their toilet habits, diet and get an Alien medical history</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Meaning Alien history that is alien to you</div><div style="margin:10px 0">A list of allergies</div><div style="margin:10px 0">1 Invite them to dinner</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Find out if they are 'dairy intolerant'</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Offer them milkshake disguised as a lamp shade some Alien's eat lampshades for the fibre</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Give ghem cheese sandwhich disguised as a piece of caramelised carpet</div><div style="margin:10px 0">2 speak in sub titles to confuse them</div><div style="margin:10px 0">3Play spinning tops with their head and wait for the dairy to take effect</div><div style="margin:10px 0">until they final bloat and explode</div><div style="margin:10px 0">CLEAN All SURFACE GRIME away with damp cloth</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Leave debri for forensics and phone MI6</div><div style="margin:10px 0">speak in clipped foreign language that is indistinguishable and reeks of espionage</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Finally 'phone home'</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=Yvette+Smith">Yvette Smith</a><div class=q> <img src="https://www.citatepedia.ro/g/32share.png" style="float:left" alt="Share"> <script type="text/javascript" src="//s7.addthis.com/js/300/addthis_widget.js#pubid=citatepedia" async="async"></script><div style="display:inline-block" class="addthis_sharing_toolbox" data-url="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=540624" data-title="How To Kill An Alien In 3 Stages de Yvette Smith" data-description="How to kill an Alien in three stages 1 Get the low down on them ie dress code skin colour habits and Alien Medical history Learn about their home planet their political and intellectual powers of reasoning Investigate their toilet habits, die..."></div> </div> </div>

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