<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=540557" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>An Alien In My Back Passage</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">There's an alien in my back passage<br>I never saw him coming<br>One night in june under a full moon<br>I heard a distant humming<br>At first I thought it was the girl next door, <br>who sang off key in the night<br>But she had gone to her bed at noon<br>And had turned off all her lights<br>Then a girgle followed the hum </div><div style="margin:10px 0">Until a green light glowed from my tum<br>And out of the darkness a small green man sprung<br>Wearing a stetson and chewing some gum<br> 'Take me to your leader' I cried<br> But he carried on chewing, strutting his stuff like J.R Ewing</div><div style="margin:10px 0"> He was 5cm heigh and 2.5cm wide<br> Before I could catch him, he rushed back inside<br> Leaving a stench without making a scene<br> Turning the room a dark shade of green<br> Sitting in silence inside of the bowel<br> Plotting and planning something quite foul<br> I imagined with dread an army of ten<br> Tiny and gruesome 'little green men'<br> The suspense was driving me insane<br> The I heard a tapping in my brain<br> It was the Alien humming trying to get in<br> I could see him crawling under the skin<br> Then from the back passage he suddenly shot<br> Like thunderbolt lightening into the pot<br> Flushed then forgotten<br> At last he was gone<br> But the sound of his humming still lingers on<br> And from where or from when the alien came<br> Remains a mystery still, to this day</div><div style="margin:10px 0"> Tumm tumm didi dum durm dum toodle loo be do be do</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=Yvette+Smith">Yvette Smith</a><div class=q> <img src="https://www.citatepedia.ro/g/32share.png" style="float:left" alt="Share"> <script type="text/javascript" src="//s7.addthis.com/js/300/addthis_widget.js#pubid=citatepedia" async="async"></script><div style="display:inline-block" class="addthis_sharing_toolbox" data-url="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=540557" data-title="An Alien In My Back Passage de Yvette Smith" data-description="There's an alien in my back passage I never saw him coming One night in june under a full moon I heard a distant humming At first I thought it was the girl next door, who sang off key in the night But she had gone to her bed at noon And had turne..."></div> </div> </div>

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