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<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=531014" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>^^^ An Idiom I Wouldn't Have Guessed In a Month of Sundays</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">Sitting in a coffee shop <br>Early the other morning<br>Getting started for my day<br>I almost dropped my cup</div><div style="margin:10px 0">I was reading the paper<br>About health insurance costs<br>Stock market dives<br>And sub-prime credit woes</div><div style="margin:10px 0">When one of the guys <br>In the booth behind me<br>Leaned over to his friend and quietly said<br>I guess not expecting me to hear </div><div style="margin:10px 0">I swear to God<br>His exact words were<br>And I quote<br>'My dick's fallen off.'</div><div style="margin:10px 0">I hadn't been <br>Paying much attention<br>To their coversation <br>Up until then</div><div style="margin:10px 0">With my hot coffee<br>Almost jumping into my lap<br>My ears perked up to hear<br>The rest of this tragedy</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Obviously his freind<br>Was not as shocked <br>As I was <br>At this news flash</div><div style="margin:10px 0">His calm reply was<br>'Mine too.<br>It's not that uncommon<br>At our age after all.'</div><div style="margin:10px 0">They were both taking it<br>Far better than if<br>It had happened to me <br>For God's sake</div><div style="margin:10px 0">His friend continued<br>'My doctor tells me<br>There are several things<br>That can be done.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">For best results He wants to<br>Run some tests to see<br>What may have triggered it.'</div><div style="margin:10px 0">I wanted to know too<br>So I could avoid doing <br>Whatever these guys did <br>To lose trigger and all</div><div style="margin:10px 0">He went on 'They don't just <br>Throw Viagra at you<br>The way they used to.<br>Could be nerve damage, </div><div style="margin:10px 0">Or something else.'<br>- - - Something else - - -<br>Now the lights<br>Were finally coming on</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Come to think of it<br>I knew lots of things<br>That had fallen off lately<br>Attendance in schools - - - voter turnout</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Nothing had actually <br>Dropped off entirely<br>It was only <br>A performance issue</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Their use of an idiom<br>Made me feel like a blockhead<br>I was relieved to learn their doctors<br>Had something left to work with</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=Tom+J.+Mariani">Tom J. Mariani</a><div class=q>
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Early the other morning
Getting started for my day
I almost dropped my cup

I was reading the paper
About health insurance costs
Stock market dives
And sub-prime credit woes

When one of the guys 
In the booth behind me
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