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<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=529371" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>Schneider Strauss</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">I vas all der country hunting for a man I vants to meet,<br>I vas bursting me to schlog him on der cop.<br>If mine hand I vonce can on him lay, I'll hit him mit mine feet<br>‘Till he'll neffer know vhich side of him vas top.<br>He vas &quot;Dandy Pat from Ballarat&quot;, mit mighty gifts of gab,<br>Und he got me to insure me for mine house.<br>Put, py shinks, if I comes down on him, I'll schlog him mit a schlab<br>Till he von't some more tricks play mit Schneider Strauss.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">I vas built mine house mit packing cases, roofed him in mit tin,<br>Mit a gutter for der vater, und a shpout;<br>Und suppose some leetle cracks der vas, vat let der vind come in,<br>Dere vas lots of pigger vons to let it out.<br>So efery night I drunk mine pipe und smoked mine lager peer,<br>Und I felt shoost most ash happy ash a mouse;<br>Till von efening apout two o'clock, a voice falls on mine ear,<br>Und it said, &quot;Vas you dat man called Schneider Strauss?&quot;</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Und der voice vas dat insurance man. He coomed und sat him down<br>On a candle box, und talked like eferythings;<br>Py der vay der vords fell out of him, you'd bet a half-a-crown<br>Dat his tongue vas on a see-saw vorked mit shprings.<br>Und he talked apout insurances, und told me I could get<br>Lots of money if a fire purnt down mine house,<br>So I paid him down two pound ker-splash, und says to him,<br>&quot;You bet, <br>Dat you von't find no plowflies catch on Schneider Strauss.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Dat insurance man he gafe me, vat you call, &quot;a polisee&quot;,<br>Und I nearly laughed mine sides out mit der yoke.<br>In apout a veek, or sefen days - mine house - <br>Oh, vere vas he?<br>He vas gone; und dere vas notings left but smoke.<br>So der Gompany I vent to see, to get mine leetle bill,<br>Und I promised me a yolly big carouse;<br>But like forty tousand tons of boulders falling down a hill,<br>Did der troubles tumble down on Schneider Strauss.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Vhen der Gompany I seen he asked me vhat I was apout?<br>Und I told him I vas coomed to get some tin.<br>Put, he called a pig policeman und shouted &quot;Roon him out.&quot;<br>Dey put me on a canvas suit, dey cut me off mine hair,<br>In some vater cold like ice, dey made me souse;<br>Und der shtones I vas preaking opp for six months, you can schvear<br>Dey vas not so bad proke up as Schneider Strauss.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Und mine house vas gone to plazes, und mine money vas gone too;<br>Dat insurance man - vhere he vas - who can tell?<br>Und mine polisee - mine lots of tin - vas gone clean oop der flue.<br>It vas turned to shmoke, und dat vas gone ash well.<br>Put, I vant dat nice insurance man, to schlog him on der cop,<br>If I dropp on him he'll vish he vas a mouse,<br>For I'll turn his outsides inside, till I bet I'll make him shtop<br>Playing paddymelon tricks mit Schneider Strauss.</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=Thomas+E.+Spencer">Thomas E. Spencer</a><div class=q>
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I vas bursting me to schlog him on der cop.
If mine hand I vonce can on him lay, I'll hit him mit mine feet
‘Till he'll neffer know vhich side of him vas top.
He vas &quot;Dandy Pat from B..."></div>
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