<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=528871" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>Jokes (Not mine)</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">Cop A Plea</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Funny</div><div style="margin:10px 0">A man drowned <br>In a tub of milk<br>With a banana <br>In his ear<br>Authorities suspect<br>A cereal killer.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Funnier</div><div style="margin:10px 0">A toilet was stolen<br>From the precinct.<br>Police have nothing<br>To go on.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Funniest</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Someone broke a hole<br>In the nudist colony's fence.<br>Cops are looking into it.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">******************************<br>Airp ort security confiscated<br>My Bengay. They accused<br>Me of packing heat.<br>******************************<br>Some men were working at<br>A sawmill when one of them got<br>To close to the blade and had<br>His ear lopped off. The guys <br>Quickly started rummaging<br>Through the sawdust looking<br>For the ear.<br>'I found it' exclaimed a co-worker<br>'Keep looking ' said the earless one.<br>'Mine had a pencil behind it! '</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Source: Readers Digest<br>August 2007</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=Theodora+Onken">Theodora Onken</a><div class=q> <img src="https://www.citatepedia.ro/g/32share.png" style="float:left" alt="Share"> <script type="text/javascript" src="//s7.addthis.com/js/300/addthis_widget.js#pubid=citatepedia" async="async"></script><div style="display:inline-block" class="addthis_sharing_toolbox" data-url="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=528871" data-title="Jokes (Not mine) de Theodora Onken" data-description="Cop A Plea Funny A man drowned In a tub of milk With a banana In his ear Authorities suspect A cereal killer. Funnier A toilet was stolen From the precinct. Police have nothing To go on. Funniest Someone broke a hole In the nudist colony's..."></div> </div> </div>

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