<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=521859" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>Just a load of silly limericks about people I know</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">I know young lady called Dee<br>Who lived in a bubblegum tree<br>She savoured the view<br>Whilst big bubbles she blew<br>And she only came down for her tea.</div><div style="margin:10px 0"> I know I young lady called Carolyn <br>Who said she was gonna go travelling<br>She afforded the lot<br>By a pay out she got<br>When her ex got impaled by a javelin. </div><div style="margin:10px 0">There once was a poet called Ben<br>Who couldn't let go of his pen<br>He had a 'to do'<br>With some strong super glue<br>And it's been stuck there ever since then.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">There once was a young Mr bright<br>Who wanted his farts to ignite<br>When he lighted the match<br>His fart just wouldn't catch<br>Coz the pants he had on were too tight! </div><div style="margin:10px 0">I know a young lady called Laurie<br>Who burped after eating a curry<br>By god it was loud<br>And for this she was proud<br>Then she giggled and said she was sorry! </div><div style="margin:10px 0">There once was a young man called Will<br>Who found it quite hard to sit still<br>He did not sit down once<br>No not even for lunch<br>It eventually made him quite ill</div><div style="margin:10px 0">I know a lady called Karen<br>Who hired a group of hit men<br>She payed a few bob<br>For this one special job<br>And her ex was not spotted again</div><div style="margin:10px 0">I know a girl called Nicola<br>Who craved for a day at a spar<br>She wanted shellac<br>And a rub of her back<br>But thought waxing was going too far</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=Stevie+Taite">Stevie Taite</a><div class=q> <img src="https://www.citatepedia.ro/g/32share.png" style="float:left" alt="Share"> <script type="text/javascript" src="//s7.addthis.com/js/300/addthis_widget.js#pubid=citatepedia" async="async"></script><div style="display:inline-block" class="addthis_sharing_toolbox" data-url="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=521859" data-title="Just a load of silly limericks about people I know de Stevie Taite" data-description="I know young lady called Dee Who lived in a bubblegum tree She savoured the view Whilst big bubbles she blew And she only came down for her tea. I know I young lady called Carolyn Who said she was gonna go travelling She afforded the lot By a p..."></div> </div> </div>

solid border dashed border dotted border double border groove border ridge border inset border outset border no border blue green red purple cyan gold silver black