<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=518522" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>I'm My Own Grandpa</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">It was many many years ago when I was twenty-three,<br>I was married to a widow, she's as pretty as can be.<br>This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red,<br>my father fell in lover with her, and soon these two were wed.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">I'm my own grandpa, I'm my own grandpa.<br>It sounds silly, I know, but it really is so, oh<br>I'm my own grandpa.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life:<br>My daughter was my mother 'cause she was my father's wife.<br>And then to complicate the matter, though it brought me joy,<br>I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">This bouncing baby then became a brother-in-law to dad,<br>and so became my uncle, though it made me very sad,<br>for if he was my uncle then he also was the brother<br>of the widow's grown-up daughter, who, of course, was my step-mother.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">I'm my own grandpa, I'm my own grandpa.<br>It sounds silly, I know, but it really is so, oh<br>I'm my own grandpa.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Father's wife then had a son who kept them on the run.<br>And he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter's son.<br>My wife is now my mother's mother, and it makes me blue,<br>because although she is my wife, she's my grandmother, too.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I am her grandchild.<br>And every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild.<br>For now I have become the strangest case you ever saw.<br>Husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">I'm my own grandpa, I'm my own grandpa.<br>It sounds silly, I know, but it really is so, oh<br>I'm my own grandpa.</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=Sheldon+Allan+Silverstein">Sheldon Allan Silverstein</a><div class=q> <img src="https://www.citatepedia.ro/g/32share.png" style="float:left" alt="Share"> <script type="text/javascript" src="//s7.addthis.com/js/300/addthis_widget.js#pubid=citatepedia" async="async"></script><div style="display:inline-block" class="addthis_sharing_toolbox" data-url="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=518522" data-title="I'm My Own Grandpa de Sheldon Allan Silverstein" data-description="It was many many years ago when I was twenty-three, I was married to a widow, she's as pretty as can be. This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red, my father fell in lover with her, and soon these two were wed. I'm my own grandpa, I'..."></div> </div> </div>

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